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show: Guidance: attempting to sell elephants as house pets on ebay
On 24 June 2008 at 14:45, Mogadishu of Dan enlightened us...
Rubbish! Nobody has a house big enough to keep an elephant in. 1671 page views 0 comments LOG IN TO POST A COMMENT VIEW FULL THREAD
 Guidance: failing to bow when mentioning the word Xanadu-du
On 24 June 2008 at 14:46, Mogadishu of Dan enlightened us...
Best to keep quiet then. 1685 page views 0 comments LOG IN TO POST A COMMENT VIEW FULL THREAD
Explanation: telling a white lie
On 24 June 2008 at 14:46, Mogadishu of Dan enlightened us...
Nobody told me that lies came in different colours. How do I know what colour the lie will be when I tell it? (Not that I ever tell lies, of course). 1722 page views 0 comments LOG IN TO POST A COMMENT VIEW FULL THREAD
Guidance: carving your name on a computer
On 01 March 2008 at 9:50, Mogadishu of Dan enlightened us...
Ah, no, I think you are a bit of a dimwit. Yes? So, guilty anyway. 1931 page views 0 comments LOG IN TO POST A COMMENT VIEW FULL THREAD
Guidance: being jealous
On 01 March 2008 at 9:70, Mogadishu of Dan enlightened us...
Well you would say that, wouldn't you? 1943 page views 0 comments LOG IN TO POST A COMMENT VIEW FULL THREAD
Explanation: bursting bubble wrap paper
On 29 February 2008 at 11:22, Mogadishu of Dan enlightened us...
How can anyone not burst those lovely little bubbles? Guilty I'm afraid: do your worst. 2065 page views 0 comments LOG IN TO POST A COMMENT VIEW FULL THREAD
Explanation: walking on the right side of the road
On 29 February 2008 at 11:22, Mogadishu of Dan enlightened us...
Yeah, I did that too. Not having a good day, am I? 2081 page views 0 comments LOG IN TO POST A COMMENT VIEW FULL THREAD
Explanation: putting a snail counter off the count
On 02 February 2008 at 19:47, Mogadishu of Dan enlightened us...
Yeah, but, he only had four snails. Not exactly a major problem, I would have thought. 2127 page views 0 comments LOG IN TO POST A COMMENT VIEW FULL THREAD
Explanation: chanting in a tongue that is not xanadu-duian
On 07 January 2008 at 16:47, Mogadishu of Dan enlightened us...
Well, yes, the government seems to have forgotten that xanadu-duian is a fairly recent invention, and that us old fogeys despise it somewhat. We much prefer to chanting in the old lingo: English, that is. 2136 page views 0 comments LOG IN TO POST A COMMENT VIEW FULL THREAD
Guidance: watching the women of another tribe through 10 by 200 binoculars, and shaking
On 14 December 2007 at 8:57, Mogadishu of Dan enlightened us...
Everyone knows what binoculars are. Ignorance is no excuse. 2137 page views 0 comments LOG IN TO POST A COMMENT VIEW FULL THREAD
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| name: | Mogadishu |
| tribe: | Dan |
| job: | Grape peeler, 6th class |
| age: | 38 years 87 days |
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