Recent Stories by the Joking Cousins of Xanadu-du

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Guidance: being too clever by a quarter.
Tosh! That sounds contemptuous. Max punishment.
posted by Chiku2 of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: carving your name on a computer.
Nah, I had it tattooed on my bum, but
posted by Babu of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: being attacked by the flying ants.
Oh-o, swearing. Max punishment.
posted by Carama of Xan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: impersonating Elvis.
Guilty of the crime of being a fruitcake.
posted by Esiankiki of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: watching the women of another tribe through...
Shakin' all over: you should talk to Adisa Fruitbat
posted by Esiankiki of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: moving the sacred sand of xanadu-du, grain...
I am never indifferent or irritated by our wonderful
posted by Esiankiki of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: believing things that make sense.
I don't know, what is the baddy point? Guilty.
posted by Esiankiki of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: not impersonating Elvis.
I think there's a spelling mistake here. I spend
posted by Chanecia of Du on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: moving the sacred sand of xanadu-du, grain...
You can take all of the horrible sand and
posted by Chanecia of Du on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: washing your foot in clean water.
Yeukkh! Into the water hole after Mogadishu. Have you
posted by Coffie of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: being attacked by the flying ants.
I don't think 'vicious' is swearing. In fact I
posted by Coffie of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: not impersonating Elvis.
Interesting point. I don't know what elvies are either.
posted by Abimbola of Du on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: walking on the wrong side of the...
Rubbish. The 'track' through your village is a 2-lane
posted by Abimbola of Du on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: watching the women of another tribe through...
What other tribe was it, that their wimmin-folk are
posted by Babu of Du on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: landing in Xanadu-du in a helicopter and...
Yes, well, I didn't mean for it to all
posted by Kanoni of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: wishing to have a telly.
Yes, I've got one of those telly things. It's
posted by Kanoni of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: being attacked by the flying ants.
Maximum punishment for illiteracy. 'Whose' indeed.
posted by Kanoni of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: walking on the wrong side of the...
Whatever you say, but I personally would be more
posted by Eze of Xan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: watching the women of another tribe through...
Chiku2 - is the shaking because you are training
posted by Eze of Xan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: landing in Xanadu-du in a helicopter and...
Snowboards don't work on sand. Everybody knows that.
posted by Eze of Xan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: failing to bow when mentioning the word...
I fail with every breath I take!  To bow
posted by Adisa of Unad on 22/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: impersonating Elvis.
I am Elvis.  Adisa Fruitcake Elvis is my full
posted by Adisa of Unad on 22/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: attempting to sell elephants as house pets...
Well some people have very big Houses. Why not
posted by Adisa of Unad on 22/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: washing your foot in clean water.
I was second into the water hole after Mogadishu,
posted by Chanecia2 of Dan on 22/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: being too clever by a quarter.
Tosh!
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