Recent Stories by the Joking Cousins of Xanadu-du

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Explanation: trying to start a fire by rubbing...
All throughout the history of xanadu-du, fires have been
posted by Chanecia2 of Dan on 11/07/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: walking like an Egyptian.
I am not walking like an Egyptian - it
posted by Chanecia2 of Dan on 11/07/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: hiding the truffle gatherers truffle gatherer.
Liar - you ate it! I know you have
posted by Chanecia2 of Dan on 26/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: telling a white lie.
You should know that everything in xanadu-du is colour
posted by Chanecia2 of Dan on 25/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: washing your foot in clean water.
What an unworthy explanation. We all know that Mogadishu
posted by Abimbola of Du on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: attempting to sell elephants as house pets...
Rubbish! Nobody has a house big enough to keep
posted by Mogadishu of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: failing to bow when mentioning the word...
Best to keep quiet then.
posted by Mogadishu of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: telling a white lie.
Nobody told me that lies came in different colours.
posted by Mogadishu of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: attempting to sell elephants as house pets...
It's not the elephant that worries me: it's EBay.
posted by Chaga of Du on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: attempting to sell elephants as house pets...
Even more to the point, what's a nelephant?
posted by Pamoja of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: failing to bow when mentioning the word...
Obviously there's a time deadline, otherwise you might remember
posted by Eze of Xan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: working too hard.
Pah! Anybody who knows me would understand that I
posted by Eze of Xan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: hiding the truffle gatherers truffle gatherer.
Do you mean that little pig that always follows
posted by Eze of Xan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: telling a white lie.
Ignorance is no defence.
posted by Abimbola of Nadu on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: failing to bow when mentioning the word...
Adisa thinks he is too important to bow. Maximum
posted by Abimbola of Nadu on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: moving the sacred sand of xanadu-du, grain...
If we had any coastline, you could have dumped
posted by Abimbola of Nadu on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: feeding chips to the crocodiles.
Well, we'd run out of meat, and I certainly
posted by Abimbola of Nadu on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: wishing to have a telly.
Rubbish. I've got a telly. I know what it's
posted by Abimbola of Nadu on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: impersonating Elvis.
So, no actual impersonation going on then? I always
posted by Babu of Du on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: feeding chips to the crocodiles.
You know the crocs only eat meat. It was
posted by Babu of Du on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: washing your foot in clean water.
Washing your feet (or any other part) is disgusting
posted by Chiku2 of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: being attacked by the flying ants.
Whose the victim here? They attacked me, the vicious
posted by Chiku2 of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: walking on the wrong side of the...
There's no 'road' in my village. Just a dusty
posted by Chiku2 of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Explanation: watching the women of another tribe through...
I don't know what these 'bincolours' are, but I
posted by Chiku2 of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>> Guidance: being too clever by a quarter.
Tosh! That sounds contemptuous. Max punishment.
posted by Chiku2 of Dan on 24/06/2008  FULL STORY>>

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